My days...

So I'm mostly over my fear of any kind of plan by my servants, but I do keep a closer eye on them now.... THis is how my days go:

THe Female servant leaves every day in the morning to get my affairs straightened out and to get me food, I then go to the manslave who is sometimes still asleep and try to use subliminal techniques to make him spill the beans, nothing, they must not have anything planned, I'm still gonna check tomorrow..... Talking about spilling the beans, I need to switch the manservant to dry food, he made big stinky last night that could have choked a cat, wait a minute, it did choke a cat... I'm feeling much better now, though...

I usually go to one of my many thrones that I have placed strategically around the castle, er, apartment, and get more sleep, a Queen can't have too much beauty sleep, and it deoes work, I'm gorgeous! I'm still using a part of my day to find my plans, no luck so far, but my servants still ahve a few boxes that aren't opened yet....

Some times I'll check up on the manslave, to make sure he is not doing anything suspicious, and to see if I can use my Canadian Ninja Mind Tricks to get him to give me more food than the female servant gave me, no bones, he's usually pretty hard to break...... More sleep....

In the afternoon the female returns with my goods, and feeds me again. After I have eaten to my liking I give my leftovers to my slaves, they appreciate the little things like that... THen I make sure I don't give them much time to conspire, I usually make sure I'm sitting extra pretty or cute, that keeps their attention on me (as it should be) and means that they won't be making plans against me....... When it is time for bed, I dismiss my servants and check out the perimiter (those slaves can't be trusted to do a thourough check, you know). Then I get more beauty sleep......