My butt Hurts!!

So I wake up yesterday morning, normal morning stuff. Mommy goes to work like always, and Daddy comes home after a walk and gets on the computer... So far nothing out of the oridnary. After Daddy gets himself cleaned up (finally) things started to get strange. Instead of putting things in boxes, as they have been doing for a few days, I'm put in to my box. Usually this means I've been bad, but not today! I was wisked away to the green transportation-particle accelerator. I thought to myself 'Finaly a chance to get the supplies I need to conquer the world' but no, after about 20 minutes of the Nasty Habits demo I was at the vets office.... Normlly I get stuck there, 'Maybe not this time, I've been good and healthy' I thought... "Ouch!" they stuck me twice, once in the right shoulder and once in the butt, right above my tail.... Today I feel queezy, I think they are on to my plan of world domination and are trying to drug me to sedate me, but my will is too strong, "you'll never find my secret hiding.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

WTF???

I don't know what's going on around here, but you can bet I won't like it.

Daddy came home with all sorts of boxes the other day. Finally!! They have decided to build be a castle!!

Wrong. Mommy kept filling them up and taping them shut. I don't get it-- every time I found a new space to curl up, she would pick me up and move me to the couch. They are sooo difficult to train, I should have found smarter people.

Well, I should go, Daddy is looking for me.

My Story

SO I was born to an irresponsible mother, O.K.?! We were on our own, nothing to eat, no shelter, I was the smallest so most of the time I didn't get any food either... Man was it tough!! A few days into it these two ladies see me foraging for scraps and haul me off in a box... The one lady keeps putting her fingers in the box, making stupid baby talk to me, I meowed, it seemed to make her feel better and I was really scared, and hungry... We all got into a big white box and it shook around a lot, I think it was some sort of particle-accelerated transportation device... anyways, so we end up in this really strange looking part of the city, there are brightly colored things everywhere, lots of noises, smells, more people.... I'm pulled out of my box by one of the ladies 'Ah crap, they're trying to sell me' I thought, but no, this was a place for cats to go and find bigger houses to rule.... I put my 'big blues' on for this couple that was looking at cats.. "Got HIm!!!' they worked, the man is like a puddle of JELLO on the floor and I am the spoon, I've got him asking her to take me home, she says no at first, she wanted an older cat, she picks me up, time for the 'Cuddle Bug' move, always gets them on my side!! They're taking me all over this city, getting supplies for something, man am I hungry.... Into another transporter device, strange people they are, they sit there and stare at me for hours, 'Oh Yeah, like I want to play with that colorful string, great' I want to eat, 'Ahh, Food!!!' Man this one's going to be easy!!!